The Sarcastic Mom
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I Believe That Sarcasm is a Gift.

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Put that with motherhood and you're going to come out with some messed up kids.  I don't know where it comes from.  It just comes forth.  Now boys and girls, there is two worlds of sarcasm.  The world I live in is Sarcasm in LOVE.  This is a ginormous difference that the other world of "Sarcasm-your'e-just-being-an-ass" (i.e. picture on left).

Sarcasm in LOVE is just that.  When you and your teenage son are having a pleasant conversation and he pops off (in a nice, teasing way) and you call him a little shit.  THAT'S Sarcasm in LOVE ladies and gentlemen.

Who I am.

This chick hails from the redneck plains of Missouri.  Now, I live in the redneck plains of Kansas. 

Many mom blogs have very young children.  I do not.  Currently at the time of this printing I have a 15-year old "Man-Child", a 14-year old girl "Captain Obvious" and a 8 year-old boy, "G-Man".  And a husband of 18 years, he's dreamy.  

I have control issues, so I organize, make forms and create a new chore list for my family every week.  I'm compensating for being obese I guess.  

I won't say that I LOVE to blog.  I like to write, I just think I suck at it.  But my friends who lie though their teeth (a Missouri saying) seem to like what I put down.  I don't get it.  Somehow I would like to make a little cash-ola from this site which is why I have affiliates here.  There is nothing advertised on this blog that I haven't used, watched, or read.  I'm not going to go willy-nilly and put up any 'ol banners on here.  These are products that I use and like.  Maybe you will like it too.