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Energy. Gone. 

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 I hate it when I have G-man with me in the store and someone (usually a senior citizen) and says, "Don't you wish you had THAT much energy?"
    I made up  this witty come back in order to avoid manslaughter charges.
    "I did.  He sucked it out of me."

Kids do suck the life out of you.  I remember drinking three-20 oz bottles of Coke a day thinking that it would give me the energy I needed to make it through the day.  I was still stupid tired.  Then I tried a Spark and it gave me the focus (which this chick needs FOCUS) and the energy I needed.  PLEASE NOTE:  This drink does NOT replace sleep.  Sometimes you just gotta sleep girl.    



        Because Your Kids Suck 
        the Life Out of You

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